
I know what you're thinking... "Fartman?! What the hell?!"Back in the day,
when I had much more time to dabble in things of pure interest, I made animated birthday
"cards" for my friends. This was one of them. My old friend Lawrence
used to have a sort of infamy when it came to gaseous releasals, so I did this for his
birthday one year. Keep in mind that I was a sophomore in high school at the time,
and crudeness was an art. That is also why the animation is in such low resolution.
I used Autodesk Animator Pro, which is a DOS program, and basically ran in 320x480
resolution. Wow... oldschool!
You can get a zipped AVI
or a zipped FLI (playable
by the Quicktime 3.0 player) instead of trying to piece together what is happening from
the stills below...

Able to leap tall buildings in a single... fart?

falling down on the other side of the building

Utoh.. the evil antagonist trying to destroy the superhuman
that IS Fartman!
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The power of Fartman's gas catches the enemy's bullets and propels them
back to their owner. |

Oouch! Game over for the bad guy!
These stills don't do justice to this at all. If you want to see it in full
motion video, download the video files above! |