I know what you're thinking... "Fartman?! What the hell?!"
Back in the day,
when I had much more time to dabble in things of pure interest, I made animated birthday
"cards" for my friends. This was one of them. My old friend Lawrence
used to have a sort of infamy when it came to gaseous releasals, so I did this for his
birthday one year. Keep in mind that I was a sophomore in high school at the time,
and crudeness was an art. That is also why the animation is in such low resolution.
I used Autodesk Animator Pro, which is a DOS program, and basically ran in 320x480
resolution. Wow... oldschool!
You can get a zipped AVI
or a zipped FLI (playable
by the Quicktime 3.0 player) instead of trying to piece together what is happening from
the stills below...
Able to leap tall buildings in a single... fart?
falling down on the other side of the building
Utoh.. the evil antagonist trying to destroy the superhuman
that IS Fartman!
||The power of Fartman's gas catches the enemy's bullets and propels them
back to their owner.
Oouch! Game over for the bad guy!
These stills don't do justice to this at all. If you want to see it in full
motion video, download the video files above!